Have you gotten one of my official Magic Sets yet?
They feature over 300 amazing tricks you can show your family and friends. The deluxe set features 6 high quality props and booklets to perform over 300 tricks! You can start off with the basic routines and then add on to your performance. FOR A LIMITED TIME, the set also includes 3 mystery props, along with full instructions as well as a bonus book of 50 additional tricks. All of this for $35 postage paid in the continental United States. Suggested retail is nearly double this for the props alone!!!!!!!
To order, Paypal $35 to firstname.lastname@example.org and be sure to include your address. My magical team of helpers will ship them out within 24 hours of receipt.